Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.
Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Being told you taste good (where it counts) is the ultimate victory.

Because you can’t really control that.  Plus, it’s good to know.

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
At long last…

I was so happy to pop back on here and see how many people had written me cute little fan notes saying how they hoped I hadn’t abandoned this blog!  I’m so glad to know that people actually enjoy my sexual musings.  Fear not, while I have been gone for a long time, I just got caught up in finals and then I worked two jobs over the summer and now I’m back at school and the craziness just continues.  Time flies when you’re having fun, right? 

Don’t fret though my loves, I have plenty of tales to tell you (okay, not that many, because I seem to be unlucky in love/lust lately…), and hopefully I’ll have a little time to spare now that my life is back to normal! 

Anonymous said: You've been gone for months. I hope this means awesome tales and posts!!

Oh my goodness, it really has been months, hasn’t it?  Don’t worry everyone, I’m going to try and be better about posting again!